3 years of procrastinating, 1 year of research, 50000 giant holes in my pants.

I F-INALLY settled on the most luxurious and beautiful toy that makes young prepubescent boys cry. As I cradle this black plasticky instrument in my hands, I feel as if one push of either of its 15 shiny buttons could activate some nuclear silo somewhere in the mountains of Russia. I believe the KGB should be shitting their pants right about now when an alarm goes off as I push... THIS BUTTON!

The magical, but mostly scientific wonders of the modern camera with interchangeable lenses. Camera manufacturers are demons. They induce sin in people by making them lust after their lenses. I MUST COLLECT THEM ALL!

30mm 1.4.
70-200mm 2.0.
50mm 1.2.
24-70mm 2.8.
300mm 2.0.
5200mm 14.

ALL MINEZ.