Meet the parents

The time has come, a passage of rite, for every man to bring the missus home. Although she has secretly been hiding in a small dark corner of my living room, my parents have never really got acquainted with her until now. It seems like they've been getting along just fine; more fine than I am comfortable with, actually. So fine that I've barely got my chance to spend time with her anymore.

It's an achievement to be proud of, really. To see my mother turn her on, push her buttons correctly and get her to work. Perhaps one day my mom will beat me at some street-fighting game. For now, she's watching Korean dramas with the missus. But a greater call awaits me. I have to save my father from the dark side and the evil that is Korean dramas.

So much for meeting the parents.